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Im the only gaffer in all next week....gonna be a tough week

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LEAVE ;0)

as in I'm on leave all week and currently still monging it in bed with my iPad....great days!!!

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as in 4 more sleep till i get let out my padded cell

new word for today POP as my engine has just done the aformentioned and spat all the water out the front pulley wheel :(

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my word of the day is F***ing Rich just won the lottery and will now be leaving this club for the Bugatti club................... my second word is B*ll*cks ....just woke up and realised it was a dream .....

Clock

As my car ticked over 100000 miles yesterday :(

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And charlie if it makes u feel better my other bmw is on 240,000 =p

Clingon...

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My word of the day is "Shafted"

Tried to take on a failing website and "Mickey Mouse" bet me to it !!

KENT

Big up to the Prestige

Gutted .... Could nt make Kent meet today

Fascination ... Now theres a word :rolleyes:

Shakalakaboomboom - thought i had almost won the grand national with that

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