Speeding Ticket Excuses?

[Steve]

What is the best excuse you have made or heard of to try and get out of a speeding ticket?

[andy-mcq]

I just cry ;-)

[G4VHD]

Lol..

I never had a ticket and only been pulled once.

The one time I was pulled, I was doing 60-70 in a 40 zone.

Went straight past a police car in a layby, he then come to pull me over and said

''I've been waiting for a ##### like you all day''

My reply

''Sorry officer, as you can see, I tried to get here as fast as I could''

The policeman even laughed himself, and I got away with it with a stern word.

:D

[3-series-nut]

ha ha thats brilliant gav lol, mine was in a scobbie wasnt speeding to much got pulled for light and speed but scobbie was imported so got away with the i cant covert kph to mph worked a treat lol :)

[Guest Mister Dabsy]

I said "She's in labour" and got an exciting five mile escort !!

[Guest DazH]

How about....

"Your n/side front headlight is out.... Officer" =) No joke...

[prestige interiors]

What about

Sorry officer but this BMW is packing a 4.6 v8 lump under the bonnet you try keeping it under 30 mph

[Guest DazH]

What about

Sorry officer but this BMW is packing a 4.6 v8 lump under the bonnet you try keeping it under 30 mph

Just imagine you pulling away after getting the ticket fighting to keep it from wheel spinning! :P Love it

Daz