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Wife had the car today...dinner time got the dredded call.....

The 46 is broke!!!!

Handbrake shoe fixing pin come out, again!! totaled my shoes again!

So anyway RAC man came out removed shoes and made the car safe, ....wife phones me.."RAC man wants a chat".....me "oh F##K".

He confirmed my Protector plate behind my disc (where the brake shoe pin locates) was too rusty to hold the pin and needs replacing...(I knew this but thought I'd try get away with it last time)

I was about to say bye to him when he said " do you know your rear tyres are bearly legal?" Yes iI did but I tought I'd wait another month "Also you have nails in them both" "oh B######S"

Yet again I was about to say bye, when he said " Both your rear shocks are leaking, the worst I have ever seen" "mother F####R!!!!!"

And he said all this in front of the wife!!

So straight after work she made me go order new rear tyres, rear shocks, shoes, shoe fixing kit, protector plate for both sides....GAV = -£350!!!!

There goes my little earner I WAS going to do Saturday :(

And he said all this in front of the wife!!

Dude the £350 is not only worth your safety but worth not having the earache! lol

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Well tyres are on...the rest Saturday

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Yeah man, as long as I dont mess anything up Saturday...

Ill be there, even if i have to come in the corsa

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LOL you aint seen it have you?

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Super Corsa...just upping some pics lol..

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The little blue mean machine....

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Well that's a step up from the beemer gav! ;)

Hey Gav, that must have been a real step backwards mate.... But I was WAITING FOR THE PUNCHLINE !! :rolleyes:

Don't worry mate you can ride shotgun and leave the corsa at wrexham

lmao I'll even drop you off at the train station after to get home

Don't worry mate you can ride shotgun and leave the corsa at wrexham

lmao I'll even drop you off at the train station after to get home

:lol: :lol: :lol:... No, thats nasty :angry:... :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Don't worry mate you can ride shotgun and leave the corsa at wrexham

lmao I'll even drop you off at the train station after to get home

Pleasure pain thing???

Suppose I should say thanks and #### off at the same time lol...

I'll be there mate

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Omg! That's the same one I had as a first car!!!! Reg isn't p331 rfm is it?

Na mate lol

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