Always wear clean underwear when at Tesco

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your

vehicle. A couple who drove their car to Tesco, only to have their car break down in the car park.

The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car.

The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On

closer inspection, she saw a pair of hairy legs protruding from under the

chassis. Unfortunately, although the man was in shorts, his lack of

underpants turned his private parts into glaringly public ones..

Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly

put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.

On regaining her feet, she looked across the bonnet and found herself

staring at her husband who was standing idly by watching.

The AA mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead

My current car alarm mods !!!!

Its bloody great that E bay...

I've sold my homing pigeon 24 times! Hahahaha

I thought my wife was Avin an affair so i confronted her.... She broke down and admitted that it was with my mate Abdul..

So i beat the Fuckin Shit out of her..

That's the last time she'l ever accuse me of Avin a mate called Abdul !!!

Teacher: "Johnny, can you name three kings who have brought happiness and peace into peoples lives?"

Little Johnny : " Drin-king, smo-king and fuc-king" :lol:

http://videos.sapo.pt/ZPUpoWYvfwSpb7H3Wvkg

That was a bloody cheeky one Hahahaha

I was about 2 inches from the screen...then BOOM

ahha that chav one made me laugh... what a complete plum!

Lol he deserved it...

seeing the smiley for the first time today

I have a simple sense of humour sometimes

LOL @ CAZ the smiley queen

No Gav you keep that title... you have more than me

Was sent this link today, very funny!

This is quite funny... its a spoof!

:lol: That was funnier than funny, Steve...

Thought I'd put this on as it really did me me Laff Out Loud...

I'd like to know what happened !!

http://www.someecards.com/2011/04/06/the-best-obnoxious-responses-to-misspellings-on-facebook

The title of this group someone on my friends list liked..

Had me in bits for a good 10 minutes

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Lettin-ur-bird-by-anyfin-of-da-menu-at-macdonalds-coz-u-fink-she-is-da-1/184561868247783

Hahaha - Would've been better if it was Poundland :blink: