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G4VHD

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Everything posted by G4VHD

  1. Your gonna have to teach me mate... Youtube is getting boring now lol..
  2. LOL....F that poo....I'd go on a full 48 hour bender...of pure driving lol...
  3. To be honest Andy is my god at detailing ( a ##### in all the other regions ) ;) Im just learning, Andy does know his stuff though. As for http://www.detailingworld.co.uk/ read the write ups for the pros...amazing stuff
  4. I like my 46 for the luxeries, but a stripped down 36 m3......its got the s*x..
  5. I think the forum Andy's talking about is http://www.detailingworld.co.uk/ Its worth joining even if you don't post, some interesting stuff there
  6. Bubbles (as in blowing bubbles)
  7. Uh...you might be right Caz but on z German BMW the hand brake isn't held on the same rear pads as the brakes...if you know what I mean. There are seperate shoes, that hold inside the disc like old style drum brakes.. I'd personal hold on these and not the gear box.. Just my opinion though
  8. Always wear clean underwear when at Tesco Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle. A couple who drove their car to Tesco, only to have their car break down in the car park. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of hairy legs protruding from under the chassis. Unfortunately, although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned his private parts into glaringly public ones.. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the bonnet and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by watching. The AA mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead
  9. How did he stay so calm for so long...(contains strong language)
  10. The last one is best, right at the end of the vid
  11. How god dam f'in cool is that, I want him to come do my christmas light in December
  12. I doubt it will, but incase it freezes over again make sure your anti-freeze is topped up.
  13. I knew Andy would get here first ;), welcome along TGS
  14. Bonus on the job... I'd love an M3, would have to be a E36 though. I just replace some wings and did a little welding on my bosses 1996 M3 race car.
  15. not long now muck... where going to have to do a meet up when you get it back
  16. Oh f##k me, that killed it lol so funny
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