Conversation between me and my son

Me does the cat need to go out for a wee

Liam: when I asked her she said no

Me: ok so the cat can talk now can it

Liam: no she shook her head .....

And he wonders why he failed his 11 plus

:lol:

Christian... You need to let him play out more, maybe get him involved in a sport, eh? :lol: :lol: :lol:

Your joking dabs I live in a private road with fields and trees he spends more time out playing than any kid I know .

He goes to free running class , go kart racing , swimming and shooting . What he needs is a kick up the !Removed! and get stuck into his education lol :-)

If he wasn't bigger than me I'd give him a slap for you when I see him again..

Youth of today are deffo getting bigger....Giants when they grow up??

... But he seems to have a talent... Cat-Whisperer... A Vet in the making me finx ;) :P

This is brilliant, However I think you should raise you sons new found talent of being able to speak “Cat” when apply for his next school, Foreign languages spoken?? YES

on the subject of cats, not suggesting you get your son to do this and then wash your hands of the idea and all knowledge when the other half raises the subject with you.

Pick cat up- whilst carrying cat -spin around until you are dizzy-at this point place cat back onto floor, all I am going to say is, make sure you have a video camera ready.

Hahahaha Done that one many times... Gonna try it with the missus next :wacko:

lmfao absolute quality thin i might have to try this with my staffy cross :D:D:D