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INDICATORS Die Blinkenleiten Tickentocken

BONNET Pullknob und Knucklechoppen

EXHAUST Spitzenpoppenhangentuben

SPEEDOMETER Der Egobooster und Linenshooter

CLUTCH Die Kuplink mit achlippen und schaken

PUNCTURE Die Phlatt mit Bludymucken

LEARNER Die Twatten mit Elplate

WINDSCREEN WIPER Der flippenflappenmuckenschpredder

POWER BRAKES Der edbangeronvinschreen stoppenquick

GEAR LEVER Biggensticken fur Kangaroochoppen

FUEL GAUGE Der Walletemptyung Meter

BREATHALYSER Die Puffinter fur Pistenarsen

REAR VIEW MIRROR Der Yonkunter ist Tooklosan

SEAT BELT Der klunkenklikken frauleinstrapper

HEADLIGHTS Das Dippendontdazzelubasted

FOG WARNING Die Puttenklogdownan und dukkit

TRAFFIC JAM Die Bluddinmuckin Dammundblast

REAR SEAT Der Schpringentester

BACKFIRE Der Lowdenbangermekkenjumpen

ACCIDENT Das Bleedinkmess

NEAR ACCIDENT Der Phewn Near Schittenselfen

CYCLIST Der Peddallpushink Pilloken

DOUBLE WHITE LINES Overtaken and Krunchen

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love it mate! Love it :P

Daz

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