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What "Word" made you take a step back and think?

Just the single word please.

An explanation would be great too !!

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Ahhh "Redundant" is a cruel word meaning "Of No Further Use" :unsure:

My "Word of the Day" is FRIEND...

You see/meet close friends daily, but a standard FRIEND you will only meet when they want something !!

Theft.

Just had to pay an outstanding tax bill ive avoided for 2 years

Eviction..... made me think cardboard box or ply with corrigated roof.....

My word of the day is CATERING

As my wife has invited her sisters for dinner all six of them . And as she is the founder of can't cook won't cook and I was a chef for ten years my knife roll is coming out of retirement .

On the menu is

Roast beef with a red and black pepper crust

Roast chicken with garlic glaze

My signature sausage and sage stuffing

Roast pots in goose fat

Mashed pots with double cream

And a selection of fresh veg

OMG ! Chris... So many women and only you :o

My Word Of The Day...

MUDDY

Just what happened today in a friends 4x4 ! B)

Word of the day Wombles

Because the highway agency Wombles had me stuck on the M6 whilst they shut it for 4 hours this morning so they can polish the tarmac or somthing

GREY!

Found my first GREY hair today, NOT HAPPY! good luck to everyone in the office today because i am in a right mood

The Mrs said I'm PREGNANT - i knew i shouldn't of got !Removed! that night.... that was the thought then... and the reaction was bugger it lets get !Removed!...

Karl,if ya not joking, congratulations! If you are joking, I hope you go grey!

PAIN - I have spent the last two days helping my other half fix his GT. Pushed it up hill, fallen over, cuts, bruises, blood, tears. You name it! Aaaaand it's still not running :(

LOL! If only haha. Toyota GT Turbo. And where I've pulled a muscle down my ribs from pushing it on my own, I'm having to drive my bm like a learner. Shuffle round corners!

Its not a good sign if you had to push it to get it to work(or not in this case)

Although i do remember having to push start my old Vauxhall Nova when it used to flood

I wasn't push starting it. It needs a new bottom end. Boyf has already bought a new engine which is currently being built in Birmingham. But his turbo has come away from the manifold. However the car is so low we couldn't get my jack underneath it. But because it wouldn't start I had to push it up my drive way and roll it back down onto some planks of wood. Then had to remove all the front bumper anyway. We are now half way through and can't get the last bolt off because the power steering pump is in the way. Can't disconnect the power steering pump because we can't get the bolts off the piping. Shoot me now!

My word of the day is BANG...

Someone requested to be shot and I couldn't disappoint !!!

Funny you should say that, I want one for my Weirach HW77mkII :huh:

Todays word is KNACKERED !!

Done a 13 hour shift today so am KNACKERED !!

my word of the day is CROCODILE coz someone sent me this joke... made me chuckle.......

Man walks into a pub with a crocodile under his arm, Barman says " R U mad, U cant bring that in here", man says "dont worry mate, watch this, my Crocodile does tricks". with that he opened his flys and put his member in the crocodiles mouth, took a big stick out of his pocket and whacked the croc on the head, gobble gobble gobble went the croc. " thats fantastic" said the bar man. "I know" said the man. Now then does anyone here in the pub want to have a go? A little old lady stood up from the back of the room, "ill have a go she said but dont hit me that hard with that !Removed! stick"

My Word of the day is - LOAN...

Skint again !!!

All donations via PayPal pleeeeeeeeez :huh:

word of the day............ouuuuuucccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhh......Back gone again, stuck against a wall for 2 hours yesterday before i could sit down

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