If I had a pound for everytime...

I could afford....

Iv'e seen someone put a Scooby exhaust on a french poo megane, I could afford a car that actually works..

If you had a pound, you would be 76p richer than me :lol:

Every time the wife had a headache

I could afford the best hooker money could buy!!

If I had a pound... For everytime someone said "Whats up with it?" ...

I would have THREE Aston Martins by now !

If I had a quid for every time the neighbour says "you don't have much look with cars do you"

I'd be able to buy the misses the X6 she wants

Or the mother in law saying "you'll wash the paint off keep cleaning it"

I'd have enough for a one way ticket to space for her.

If I had a quid for every time the neighbour says "you don't have much look with cars do you"

I'd be able to buy the misses the X6 she wants

Omg.. Soo know that feeling

for everytime my neighbour comes out and says "Is it finished yet?"

I would have enough money to buy a lock and lock her in from the outside

Omg.. Soo know that feeling

for everytime my neighbour comes out and says "Is it finished yet?"

I would have enough money to buy a lock and lock her in from the outside

I can guarantee I know the conversation when he walks out the door..

Does my nut in.....he's a great bloke though...he's got all them odd size spanners I don't have in my tool kit

I can guarantee I know the conversation when he walks out the door..

Does my nut in.....he's a great bloke though...he's got all them odd size spanners I don't have in my tool kit

Minez a 4'Nothing old Turkish women who comes up to the car pointing at different parts asking in some raw Turk'lish dialect, "What thattt?"

"Its a... ittss.. a.. Ow WHAT DOES IT MATTER!?"

"Ahhh good, What that part d000?"

"AHHH!!! :angry: I need a drink!"

Minez a 4'Nothing old Turkish women who comes up to the car pointing at different parts asking in some raw Turk'lish dialect, "What thattt?"

"Its a... ittss.. a.. Ow WHAT DOES IT MATTER!?"

"Ahhh good, What that part d000?"

"AHHH!!! :angry: I need a drink!"

Hahahah....made me laugh that.