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What is your ideal job

Mine would be a widow cleaner in amsterdam :-)

...I don't get it?

<<< Prime Minister, as the current effort has no backbone :rolleyes:

<<< Prime Minister, as the current effort has no backbone :rolleyes:

Ill second that...just what I was thinking

Thx...

My NEW Policy would include :

- Printing an EXTRA 200 Billion pounds and giving every working person £500 to do whatever...

- Close the Borders (Holidaying persons accepted)...

- Every unemployed person that can work, WILL work...

- Bringing troops home with immediate effect...

- Free recreation for under 18's (swimming and exercise)...

- Free travel at ANY time for over 60's...

- Open some coal mines...

- Nationalise Gas and Electricity...

... And with my £160k per year, I can afford a newer car :lol: maybe chuck a few eggs @ Prescott (Just for fun) !!

i think what he's trying to find out is why you would want to clean WIDOWS :D :blink: :blink:

I wouldnt fancy cleaning windows in Amsterdam can you imagine what'd be all over them :o

Test driver for an F1 team would be pretty epic. Failing that, The new Jeremy Clarkson..

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I wouldnt fancy cleaning windows in Amsterdam can you imagine what'd be all over them :o

but on the plus side look whats on the other side of them

I had that job (The Stig) :P

Thx...

My NEW Policy would include :

- Printing an EXTRA 200 Billion pounds and giving every working person £500 to do whatever...

- Close the Borders (Holidaying persons accepted)...

- Every unemployed person that can work, WILL work...

- Bringing troops home with immediate effect...

- Free recreation for under 18's (swimming and exercise)...

- Free travel at ANY time for over 60's...

- Open some coal mines...

- Nationalise Gas and Electricity...

... And with my £160k per year, I can afford a newer car :lol: maybe chuck a few eggs @ Prescott (Just for fun) !!

By newer car I assume you mean... OLDER BMW? :) Maybe an Alpina E32? B)

Yeah Daz, Newer ones a shite IMHO :D

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