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Lol..

I never had a ticket and only been pulled once.

The one time I was pulled, I was doing 60-70 in a 40 zone.

Went straight past a police car in a layby, he then come to pull me over and said

''I've been waiting for a ##### like you all day''

My reply

''Sorry officer, as you can see, I tried to get here as fast as I could''

The policeman even laughed himself, and I got away with it with a stern word.

:D

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What about

Sorry officer but this BMW is packing a 4.6 v8 lump under the bonnet you try keeping it under 30 mph

Just imagine you pulling away after getting the ticket fighting to keep it from wheel spinning! :P Love it

Daz

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