mart77

not sure mate but that doesnt sound good to me.dabsy is the man to ask

500 miles to a litre of oil???

duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude lose the busssssssssss.get a car.feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel young again.it aint got to be that way man.they were made for crazy moms who feel the need to drive buses due to having kids......

you need everyone of them to be on form too.to pull ya bus.hahaha

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welcome mate

you tell her gav. if you need a hand with the swap just ask mate ;)

mate.all megane owners are so busy chasing new parts they aint got time for forums.sell it as it is and get a nice coat,a pair of shoes and if you've got enough......a brolly ;) ;) ;)

haha.i'm a f@@@er for road rage.if i get stuck behind someone going to slow i wind the window down and abuse them.i just cant help it.its like a red mist...... i remember one time when i stopped on a main road to let a car across the road in front of me,then another sneaked in which wound me up.then another cheeky b*****d sneaked in after that.the red mist happened again and i ended up chasing the tw@t for about 2 miles at high speed calling him things i can not repeat with my girlfriend and son screaming at me to stop. funny when i look back at it now but scary at the time i guess,hahaha. the moral of the story is dont !Removed! me off on the roads. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

mate.i go nuts with people all the time....usually asian women....i was in traffic the other day.there was cars on my side of the road but nothing coming my way,i decided to go around the parked cars but got stuck on the other side of the road.suddenly a 5 series came flying down the road towards me. i didnt think it was gonna stop....as they got closer i spotted an asian bird on tha blowwer,WTF!!! i then told her to get off the phone or i'd knock her and her mother the ##### out!!!!! sorry if i offend

hahahaha. surely a ghurkin is one of them letter box wearing asian tings?

wow.i dont even remember writing this thread.pain killers and beer.not good :blink: :blink: :blink:

haha

yessss.my exhaust isnt blowing i've been told today.just thought i'd share that with you all.

chris does drive a bus though...lol iget around 25 around town and 40ish on the motorway.boooooooooooooooooooooom 6 pots ftw

cher lloyd!!!!!!!how could i forget that muppet.wtf is that song all about?swagger jagger?WTF die ##### die :lol:

dude.do not use an angle grinder!!!!! you will cut the car in half :lol:

get your mafffffffffffffffffff oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot.blaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

3000 posts gav!!!!get your muff out!!!!!

intruder in your muf ?

was your muf that dirty then steve?

i've got some more.........the go compare fatty,david cameron,them 2 tools off master chef(they look like !Removed! hamsters when they eat),plan b and last but not leastthe builder bloke off cowboy builders.what a tool he is more to follow peeps ;)

i have loads but robbie williams tops my list

yea that 190 a year goes to guptor and his 15 afghan off springs though.lol

i like kerrang gav.its good apart from they play the winging little prick that is eminem far too much for some reason