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mart77

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Everything posted by mart77

  1. good luck andy mate.another one bites the dust.only a few like me left now who aint been captured ;) :lol:
  2. i'm going to put the finishing touches to the babys nursery then spend the rest of the weekend drinking.hhaha.i'll probs work monday(joys of being self employed). have a good weekend gav and pam.
  3. chris...1 she is scottish....2 she looks like a man and 3 she has a big stinking growler that smells like fish fingers.NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  4. i'd hammer the poo out of cheryl cole or jessica alba...........that is all.thank you please
  5. welcome to bmwoc mate.gav or dabsy are probably the men to speak to.they will be along shortly to help
  6. hahahaha.she's joining this forum tomorrow.she's bought a bmw.gav you're f@@Ked!!!!!!!hahahahahahaha
  7. where mate? lol
  8. gav....yam a rock star son......nice one
  9. gav.....yam a fookin rock star son.
  10. mine was in 1st n 2nd.still does it a bit but new cable has improved it
  11. daz...i have also heard that too
  12. hahahahaha.i've eaten them all now :blink: :blink:
  13. dave.the same gav above me changed my accelerator cable as mine was kangarooing all the time.before trying that though try spraying a bit of wd40 on the gas peddle and make sure your matt isnt in the way of it. by the way the cable was 14 quid from sytners and providing you know a gav or can do it yourself it only takes 30 minutes hth mate
  14. poo me?wtf gav.hahahaha kin poo me
  15. poo me!!!!!need a ciggy
  16. welcome mate.i personally hate vauxhalls with a passion and anything french but hey ho.welcome to the wonderful world of bmw mate
  17. my alpina reps look luuuuuuurvly now i finally managed to get the centres.my black m3 reps also look lovely but one of the sets has to go.anyone interested in the m3 alloys pm me.
  18. you do baby oil?gavs after a few litres for his sexy alone times
  19. scariest place would have to be handsworth in birmingham.all the locals lookin at the bm like they want to car jack me :lol: :lol:
  20. jls.yea thats a good one.the little rat on needs to meet the fist first
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