Which Celebrity Would You Most Like To 'Give A Full Service' too?

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Sienna Guillory - Resident Evil Apocalypse B)

Susanne Boyle :-)

Susanne Boyle :-)

My local church do a lovely full service with hyms, hurst and head stone

Sarah Beeny,yeah baby!!!!!!!!!

i'd hammer the poo out of cheryl cole or jessica alba...........that is all.thank you please

Rhianna... I'd pack-in work and stay home :blink:

charlot church would get it

... With a baseball-bat :P

What about Carol Vorderman? She could keep count of how many times I make her flush her baby oils :lol:

and i know its wrong but i would smash lorrane kellys back doors in :blink:

What about Carol Vorderman? She could keep count of how many times I make her flush her baby oils :lol:

See what Kunt thinks about that shall we?

and i know its wrong but i would smash lorrane kellys back doors in :blink:

You need help Chris :unsure:

dont get me wrong these would have to be under party conditions just before kicking out time ;)

chris...1 she is scottish....2 she looks like a man and 3 she has a big stinking growler that smells like fish fingers.NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Natalie Portman is nice

I know I'm going to get seriously slated for this poo...but Goth chicks do it for me big time..

Amy Lee Evanessance (going to see in November...wet pant day for me)

fearne cotton needs some serious attention.mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I know I'm going to get seriously slated for this poo...but Goth chicks do it for me big time..

Amy Lee Evanessance (going to see in November...wet pant day for me)

Yeah... her Oil needs changing imo and I'm the man for the job...

Sorry, but he would.

Does he have tits? :lol:

hahahaha.who is he anyways?

!Removed! aren't my thing, if you catch my drift ;) Taylor Lautner from Twilight.

!Removed! are cool(apart from jedwood)infact i have one in my hand right now :P :P

!Removed! are cool, yes. You can't beat a good pair. They are fun to play with in a non sexual way, for me anyway lol