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i have loads but robbie williams tops my list

The orange bloke off the telly, whats his name?

David Dickheadson or something....idiot

Jeremy Kyle,Justin Bieber.......the list goes on !!

i would have to say robbie williams, justin beaber, ahhhh so many now ive thought about it :)

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i've got some more.........the go compare fatty,david cameron,them 2 tools off master chef(they look like !Removed! hamsters when they eat),plan b and last but not leastthe builder bloke off cowboy builders.what a tool he is

more to follow peeps ;)

Chris Moyles...the C@@t......

PC Plum - Balamory (I have a neice.... Thats my excuse and im sticking to it)

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PC Plum - Balamory (I have a neice.... Thats my excuse and im sticking to it)

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Is that the same bloke as Mr Tumble?....he's another 1

Is that the same bloke as Mr Tumble?....he's another 1

MR.Special-Tumble is a diff bloke but yes, is on the list

Can't belive I forgot my hate for jedwood!!

OMG !! defo them 2 I friggin hate them !! And Cher Lloyd !! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Them stupid annoying meerkats...I'd drown the f$$kers if I caught one

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cher lloyd!!!!!!!how could i forget that muppet.wtf is that song all about?swagger jagger?WTF

die ##### die :lol:

Mart you were playing that in your car at BMW festival

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jls.yea thats a good one.the little rat on needs to meet the fist first

Jonathan Ross :angry:

Jonathan Ross :angry:

Jonathan Woss?

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sorry to start this thread going again.(if that makes sense) but i need to add to the list.

i recently spotted the wanted on tv.wow!!!they all need a right shoeing.my god!!! :angry: :angry:

Simon Cowell for creating "Black or Red" :angry:

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its !Removed! isnt it mate.they could make the programme 1 minute long instead of dragging it out

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