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who said men cant multi task

i got new lap top this week and am sitting at my desk with both lap tops on one on here and one on ebay.

a pint of magners and a packet of crips all at the same time and not even broken a sweat :D

Bet you can't put a Fruit Pastille in yer mouth without chewing it?

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Bet I can't get a packet of fruit pastels through my front door without my kids noticing they got built in sugar raydar

Bet I can't get a packet of fruit pastels through my front door without my kids noticing they got built in sugar raydar

HAHAHAHA,love it :D :D :D

Bet you can't put a Fruit Pastille in yer mouth without chewing it?

Fekin legend! :P

For me, its a Tri-Screen desktop =] and a pint of scrumpy-jack. Dad drinks Magners but its not strong enough for Daz B)

You're right, Daz... I have to drink 0w-40 full synth :lol:

You're right, Daz... I have to drink 0w-40 full synth :lol:

On the rocks =D

Nah mate, I'd fall off :lol: :lol: :lol:

who said men cant multi task

i got new lap top this week and am sitting at my desk with both lap tops on one on here and one on ebay.

a pint of magners and a packet of crips all at the same time and not even broken a sweat :D

Ah but are you dressed???

Ah but are you dressed???

Nope. Pants round his ankles holding a ratchet with a condom on it.....

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Nope. Pants round his ankles holding a ratchet with a condom on it.....

poo thought i shut the blinds !!!!!!!!!

poo thought i shut the blinds !!!!!!!!!

You did...............

Lucky guess then mate

Yeahhhh... Something like that :unsure:

Really he's stalking you !! And using his 'job' to do it :D :D :D

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