Sam the Man

A police officer sees a guy driving around with a pick-up full of penguins. he pulls the guy over and says "Yew can't drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately".

The says OK and drives away. next day the officer sees the guy still driving around with the penguins and they are all wearing sunglasses. He pulls the guy over and demands,

" I told you yesterday to take those penguins to the zoo!"

Guys says " I did. Today I'm taking them to the beach"