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Quagmire "I Love A Rainy Night": http://t.co/qIZFhT51 via @youtube
I like my viva Cuba t-shirt
I had euro numbers 8 15 23 25 42 3 11
The draw was 8 15 17 25 28 3 11
Ive won £50
Could have a new buyer #clutchingstraws
Robert Mugabe to become a travel agent..
Had to get a pair http://t.co/SI1IYSdx
!Removed! cars! Got the wrong brake pads! FFS! Horrible awkward situation at the mechanics.
Good to hear about the pasty tax!
Yum yum http://t.co/ieOab5pV
Sweaty back! Ahhhhhh
Why didn't somebody tell me #familyguy was on
We can't see what it says love #SoccerAid
If I could be arsed to move I'd go get a 99
Will try hard to watch this race from start to finish
Proper rocking next-door!
That ref if a proper yorkshireman
Don't look right England playing in this kit
'mon the blades
Sitting out in the shade today. Already burnt me nose 😡
It's hot up in here
Funny.
She thought she was good hanging with the boyz #deserved #fuckher
My boat race is sun burnt
Need a paddling pool and some sand