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Quagmire "I Love A Rainy Night": http://t.co/qIZFhT51 via @youtube

I like my viva Cuba t-shirt

I had euro numbers 8 15 23 25 42 3 11

The draw was 8 15 17 25 28 3 11

Ive won £50

Could have a new buyer #clutchingstraws

Robert Mugabe to become a travel agent..

Had to get a pair http://t.co/SI1IYSdx

!Removed! cars! Got the wrong brake pads! FFS! Horrible awkward situation at the mechanics.

Good to hear about the pasty tax!

Yum yum http://t.co/ieOab5pV

Sweaty back! Ahhhhhh

Why didn't somebody tell me #familyguy was on

We can't see what it says love #SoccerAid

If I could be arsed to move I'd go get a 99

Will try hard to watch this race from start to finish

Proper rocking next-door!

That ref if a proper yorkshireman

Don't look right England playing in this kit

'mon the blades

Sitting out in the shade today. Already burnt me nose 😡

It's hot up in here

Funny.

She thought she was good hanging with the boyz #deserved #fuckher

My boat race is sun burnt

Need a paddling pool and some sand