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“@Fact: It takes about 42 hours for sloths to have s*x.”@BeccaSangster

So glad to be in bed!

Gona be a long day

RT @TheLadBible: You got a light mate? http://t.co/k7nCU84V4p

That coffee has battered me

Can't wait to get up tomorrow and eat some cereal #bestcereal #ever

RT @LDN_Muscle: What's the time?

Smash it 👊☀️ #Summer2014 http://t.co/rOjTCWT8JV

Get to the gym, only to find all the lights are off and the doors locked #letdowns #wastedmorning

People dancing in street in Leeds #juststop #itscringey

RT @PrimarySklProbs: #PrimarySchoolMemories biting a hole in the bottom of these because you were far too hipster to use a straw http://t.c…

Jeez it's hot ☀️

Cardio sucks donkey d1ck

Trolling on omegle

Go to sleep exited about having a refeed day. Wake up this morning looking forward to a banana pancake, only to find out I got no bananas 👎

Well she certainly told us... #webcamslut http://t.co/rCVcQQvxYJ

Getting my creep on in Victoria Secrets

Holiday next week can't wait #fat #tan

Best update the my music on my phone, sick of listening to same poo everyday

Early night for gym in morning...except I' not tired #great

New watch #loveit http://t.co/VlpP7JOmgs

Woke up to go for a pee at 8:30...still can't get back to sleep

Work tomorrow morning, work Sunday morning #boringweekend #carfundsthough #priority

Been a long time since I've gone into town

Work in 6hrs #fucksake