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“@Fact: It takes about 42 hours for sloths to have s*x.”@BeccaSangster

Been a long time since I've gone into town

Best update the my music on my phone, sick of listening to same poo everyday

Can't wait to get up tomorrow and eat some cereal #bestcereal #ever

Cardio sucks donkey d1ck

Early night for gym in morning...except I' not tired #great

Get to the gym, only to find all the lights are off and the doors locked #letdowns #wastedmorning

Getting my creep on in Victoria Secrets

Go to sleep exited about having a refeed day. Wake up this morning looking forward to a banana pancake, only to find out I got no bananas 👎

Gona be a long day

Holiday next week can't wait #fat #tan

Ice cream parlour play date @BJeffrey_ #notgay

Jeez it's hot ☀️

New watch #loveit http://t.co/VlpP7JOmgs

People dancing in street in Leeds #juststop #itscringey

RT @LDN_Muscle: What's the time?

Smash it 👊☀️ #Summer2014 http://t.co/rOjTCWT8JV

RT @PrimarySklProbs: #PrimarySchoolMemories biting a hole in the bottom of these because you were far too hipster to use a straw http://t.c…

RT @TheLadBible: You got a light mate? http://t.co/k7nCU84V4p

So glad to be in bed!

That coffee has battered me

Trolling on omegle

Well she certainly told us... #webcamslut http://t.co/rCVcQQvxYJ

Woke up to go for a pee at 8:30...still can't get back to sleep

Work in 6hrs #fucksake